hold a candle to me

An expression used to exemplify greatness and superiority of oneself over those around him/her

you can't hold a candle to me you lazy bitches, go fluff your brother

by master nottage April 26, 2006

Candlemass

Candlemass is a swedish doom metal band formed in the 80's. The subgenre more precisely is "epic doom metal" because of the fantasious and mythological themes that the lyrics have.

Candlemass is a doom metal band, as is Solitude Aeternus.

by McLure October 16, 2008

candle shopping

When a female goes out with the intention of scoring some sausage/cock/penis.

Ugly/Boring Male: Hey Lisa would you like to go to the Olive Garden with me this evening?

Female: I would really enjoy that, but I am going candle shopping this evening.

by David KBear November 17, 2010

ham candle

the male genetalia,commonly referred to as penis,shlong,dick,wang,johnson,pork sword,prick,bologna pony,cock,boner,woody,uncle dillie,banana stick,cucumber lumber

My wife once said to me,Stewart put that 12 inch ham candle in my wet gaping vagina.

by zach decof September 9, 2007

Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008

cradle robber

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.

Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.

by B-Raff June 1, 2006

Cradle robbing

dating or hitting on someone younger than you. When a 17 year olds hits on 14 year old.

Tim was hitting on some 14 year old last night, now i call that cradle robbing.

by Chapstickwoman February 14, 2006