cluestick

An object either a) being or b) resembling a stick.

A cluestick is used to beat the clueless into submission until he, she or it gains clue.

Also known as a "clue-by-four" and closely associated with the "Luser Attitude Readjustment Tool" LART

Billy took a cluestick to the face after his computer brought down the network with a virus that came with his latest pr0n

by beddo May 11, 2004

no clue there

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.

"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."

by Alex Stockwell January 17, 2008

Cash For Clunkers

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

by maxatron July 30, 2009

cluestack

In Online multiplayer games, where one side clearly has an advantage over the other side due to veteran players ("clueful" players, or players with 'clue' all being on the same team).

Such an imbalance between "newbies" and "clue" players on opposing teams is known as a "cluestack".

Originated on netrek Circa 1990.

Holy crap! No wonder our team is losing. Look at the cluestack on the other team!

by juniperdude July 6, 2007

Clueing

What a inebriated Consulting Detective looks for.

Clients watch Sherlock get close and personal with Clue.
Client: What is he doing?
Watson: He's clueing for looks.

by ChairBlogginsThing February 9, 2014

Clubette

A blue demon girl based off of the Mystic Clubstep monster in Geometry Dash. She has a lengthy demon tail with a spike for a tip, 4 thorns on her head and a small snout with a cat-like black nose. Has an official account and claims to actually exist somewhere in the outside world. Confirmed to be nice and friendly. Beware...

...of getting hugged .w.

"hi how am i supposed to use clubette in a sentence"
- alex

by AlexEEZ July 17, 2021

Cluderday

An "extra" day of the week unlocked by having Sunday a day early, enabling you to spend Cluderday doing all the things you normally never have time for.

I decided to have Sunday a day early this week, so tomorrow is Cluderday!

by not_josh April 18, 2009