board the clue train

To become aware of what's going on; to "get with the program."

"Suzanne keeps talking about marrying Carlos. I'd wish she'd board the clue train and realize that Carlos doesn't want to marry her and all his talk about doing so is just serving her playfood for lunch to shut her up."

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004

Land of the Clueless

A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.

No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.

by irishtrish February 20, 2010

Get a clue

What your crush needs.

Your crush needs to get a clue

by rndmcmx November 17, 2020

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

clueless

A movie that was made in 1995. Clueless has the famous quote that my dad likes to use to scare off boys. clueless is a comedy film.

"Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you."

"You think I'm a mentally retarded airhead?"

"Clueless"

by tinkerbell10121 October 11, 2008

clue-goo

Semen (based on an episode of South Park season 10 episode 3) when the Hardly Brothers went to a 9/11 Conspiracy Party and they had raging "clues" (or evidence) to their mysteries through clues from erections.

"My clue was so strong that I almost squirted clue-goo all over Frank."

by Chris and Suny October 12, 2006

dj clue

Someone who shouts over popular club hip hop songs and then calls it a remix. Also known as DJ Get A Clue. Pollutes P2P networks with his crappy versions of songs.

DJ Clue clue clue...BRAND NEW REMIX remix remix...FEATURING JAY Z jay z DMX dmx DESERT STORM WHAT what what...

by dj clue May 1, 2004