clownstep

A sub genre of Drum and Bass, charecterised by big "wobbly" basslines with a simple structure, usually consisting of a 3 note progression. The swing beat is used excessively in this simplistic form of dnb. These travesties of electronic music are popular with pill munching plebs who delight in nothing better than flailing their arms about and jumping up and down like a muppet plugged into the mains socket. This phenomena seems to generate a lot of money for the producers of such a formulaic style due to the "common raver" being the lowest common denominator the dj has to cater for.

See: Dillinja, post 2000. And Twisted Individual.

by Solja June 5, 2005

Clooneying

Unusual fear of long-term, age-appropriate commitment resulting in a lifetime of brief romantic dalliances with SIGNIFICANTLY younger women.

Symptoms include: heart tension, hyperventilation, tourettes, raised body temperature, excessive horniess.

NB: Sufferers are also reported to be most satisfied with their lifestyle choice.

While out in a club a young lady takes your fancy. Being the embodiment of cool, sophisticated charm you swiftly get the attention of your friend to convey what your keen eye has just observed.

"FAAAAAAAACCKKK! T*ts on her!! I'm Clooneying pretty hard here!!!!"

by GorgeousGeorge April 9, 2013

The Clooney Line

When a woman you are dating becomes annoying and controlling, you have crossed The Clooney Line. It is time to move on and find another. The Clooney Line was developed by George Clooney. It typically takes about 6 months to reach this line in most relationships.

My girl is constantly bitching and we haven't had sex in 10 days...... Damn, I think I crossed The Clooney Line!!!

by The Gootz August 29, 2014

coonstripes

Scene kids Get coonstripes in there hair in all range of colors. The typical colors are pink, teal, platnum blonde or black.
Coonstripes or coons, are when you get a clump of your hair and stick cellotape around sections, leaving gaps inbetween the cellotape pieces.
you then get the brightly colored hairdye, and put it in the gaps, not on the tape.
leave for about 20 minutes and then rinse hair from the bottom, removing the tape as you make your way up.
Leaving a racoon tail style effect on your hair.

OMFGZZZZ I GOTZ COONSTRIPES .
I'm scene so i'm going to get myself cooned.

by Bethanyy January 12, 2008

cloonical

skeptical of George Clooney, in all aspects, but especially in relation to his acting skills.

Friend A: Are you going to see Up in the Air?

Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.

by betanianoelle November 16, 2009

clowns-pocket

A very very loose minge.

When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!

by ChrisJB August 11, 2006

george clooney

everett from O brother where art thou!

George Clooney is acting in that movie

by Traveling Bob July 31, 2006