Clementine ford

A hideous goblin like creature that hunts men from the shadows. If you stare into its eyes it will consume your soul.

Ohh shit dave, did you see that thing lurking in the shadows, looks about 300kg, what is it?

Shit thats clementine ford, dont move, whatever you do dont look into its eyes!

by Randy82 September 18, 2018

Clemin

It's America's hottest new curse word.
(Family Guy s5)

Tom Tucker - "America's hottest new curse word, Clemin. We'll tell you what it means, after the break."

by BHendo November 24, 2006

Clement

Weather of such temperature that you can take all your clothes off and still feel the same way.

It's a clement day today, think I will go naked.

by spakmolotoculous April 21, 2006

st clements school

st clements is the most boring of the private schools but you’ll learn to survive and thrive through many hours of church if you go there. it’s sometimes referred to as Slut Clements Private School and also often referred to as hell. most st clements sports teams lose almost every game but that’s not surprising considering most coaches are just math teachers who don’t want to be there. overall st clements school is basically a factory to produce people who become crazy cat ladies in their late 20s.

“she’s only 30 why does she act like my grandma???”
“because she graduated from st clements school”

by sk8rboi420 January 4, 2019

Clement Weather Day

A day of such supremely good weather that it may be necessary to skip work or class.

As opposed to INclement weather days, when schools and businesses close due to snow or other harsh conidtions.

"Today has been declared a clement weather day, and employees will be dismissed early. With today's 75 degree temperatures and cloudless skies, all caution should be taken to avoid the indoors, as it would most likely be detrimental to your health. This has been your local weather watch."

by Catvision April 27, 2009

clement

A Clement will always flex his crocs on filthy peasants and always cleans them off. Messing with a Clement's crocs might result in serious injury

My dad is such a Clement, don't go into his shoe closet.

by King_of_succ June 18, 2018

clemond

Shorts/pants that are worn too low and only the top of the butt crack is showing; such as the clevage from breasts.

Did you see her pants? yea, you can totally see her clemond!
Did you see that tattoo above her clemond?

by Jason J Blair February 5, 2008