chundafooie

The best footballer in the world from the African tribe Eswatini. He scores goals when your team is in dire need. There’s absolute limbs when he scores a goal.

We are so fucked, they have chundafooie in their team.

by Km1371508 April 20, 2020

getting churned

Putting a stick of butter in your asshole then getting ass fucked

I love getting churned by my husband

by Kirchoffer January 12, 2016

Chundee

Another name for marijuana, or pot.

Chundee all day; chunder all night!
Gonna green out by noon and start a fight!

Man, there are a lot of people here smoking chundee!

by Chuck Clarke July 21, 2012

tactical chunder

This is a chunder or puke which is invoked voluntarily through the use of a physical or physchological trigger such as shoving fingers down throat/drinking salty water or imagining eating slugs/watching your grandparents have kinky sex. The tactical chunder is widely regarded as an essential whitey management skill which can, in the right hands, prove to be the turning point for a particularly brutal session.

Those skilled enough to manage this procedure are likely to be well versed in advanced whitey management. However, for the beginner, basic post-tactical chunder guidelines should include: removal of excess sheen; consumption of fresh air, water and possibly even some solids; laying off the bong for at least 15 minutes.

Viewed as repulsive and sacrilegious by many, a voluntary tactical chunder is a far better alternative to the onset of a full-blown whitey and its associated perils. However, for those who have seen the light (and are capable of pre-whitey self-diagnosis), employment of the tactical chunder will continue to bring significant rewards.

Despite feeling a bit queasy, I took the mixed bong from Robbie and sucked it to death. Immediately, I could feel the beginnings of a potentially lethal whitey - light-headedness, churning stomach and full-body sheen. I made a swift dash to the toilet and performed a tactical chunder.

by Alastair November 17, 2003

Chunderbaws

This exclamation has two major uses:

1) Whilst feeling hungover, on the come-down, or in any situation that arouses a feeling similar to having a pig shit inside your skull, this exclamation may be muttered or yelled, in order to relieve some stress.

2) It may also be used as an jovial insult at someone in such a situation as described above.

1) A man naked and alone at T in the Park arises from his tent, looks at the surrounding landscape, and then raises his eyes to the heavens. After a pregnant pause he exclaims: 'I've lost ma mates, ma clothes, all ma money, and ma self-respect .... CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'

2) A young banker trips up whilst walking down the street and lands in a heefty pile of pig shite; a verbose passerby yells: 'CHUNDERBAWS!!!!!'

by Brigid 'Chunders' Daily September 11, 2009

chundala

A Haryanvi phrase describing one who is on the borderline of being blind, usually used in a sarcastic way to insult somebody.

As Sam ran the red light, Mary yelled, "You're a damn chundala".

by Nike-T September 10, 2011

Tactical Chunder

When someone deliberately chunders in the early stages of an evening in order to then drink more later on in the night. They can also do this to avoid chundering embarrassingly.

I'm gonna have a tactical chunder and then we can go to Smack.

by mewj October 3, 2015