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chordee

When the penis is crooked or bent from fibrous tissue caused by "overuse."
(kor-dee)
Man to other man in shower: "Dang, nigga! That dank shaft has some crazy chordee action going on!"
by Kevin Spacinator January 8, 2016
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chordee

Erection Defection. When The Penis Erects Downward Making It Hard To Fap And Have Sex.
Greg: I heard that Frank has chordee.
Sam: Yeah he has to be like spiderman when he's having sex.
by Lesbian Gengar August 23, 2019
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Baginal Chords

Baginal Chords are a mix between a bussy and a vagina and they are like intestines.
by rickyberwicksdick November 18, 2020
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Chord

Chord -- Name. Pronounced cord.

Chord is a quiet introverted type of guy. He can be harsh on himself because he can't see what a wonderful handsome person he actually is. Once you get to know him he shows how sweet, kind and caring he is to the ones he loves. The kind of guy who can be sassy and sarcastic but you love him for it. Chord will always put your needs before his own, he's always down to help you with anything. He loves with all of his heart and soul. He'll listen to you night or day, whenever you need him. You need to gain his trust before he feels comfortable enough to share his own feelings with you though, as Chord isn't one for "dumping" his feelings on other people.
J: You really love, Chord, huh?
L: Yeah, I really do.
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Norwegians [chords]

Norwegians fiords Chords
That saxophone player really knows his Norwegians chords
A common expression among jazz improvisers, popularised by jazz saxophonist Ronnie Scott.
by Bugsy August 24, 2017
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two chords

Tipically a word you say when you hear someone playing jazz music.
It is a meme which is spreading throughout the internet originated by a video on youtube named "Due Accordi" (Two Chords in english)
*Jazz music playing*
Me: "oh, two chords"
by Dan Sparkle May 30, 2018
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Rip Chord

The lovely, lilting, melodic sound when you split your pants on stage because of the most gigantic fart.
Bob had quote the musical bent... whenever he got on stage he played the rip chord as the ending for every song.
by You rReal Name February 12, 2021
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