chocolate chode

a penis that is wider than it is long...and is black.

ayo! check the chocolate chode on that nigga!

by pollwall June 2, 2008

Chodegina

A very wide vagina, which is wider than it is long. Often sexual intercourse with a woman with a chodegina is described as throwing a hot dog down a hallway, parking a bicycle in an airplane hanger, or throwing a toothpick into a volcano. Chodeginas often result in rumors about men with small penises because their chodegina cannot be pleasured by the average sized penis.

Damn, that Courtney has one giant chodegina.

by papacherry69 January 1, 2010

suck on a chode

suck a small and wide dick

"hi fredrik, why dont you go and suck on a chode" suck on a chode

by willdic April 26, 2016

chodeless pirate

A middle-aged male who has appeared in numerous pornographic adult movies. He always wears a pirate bandana, a scruffy goatee/beard braided into a pony tail, and a mean grimace. While he is a formidable pussy-pounder, his most notorious and perhaps most hilarious trait is that, in his movies it is very obvious that he is devoid of a chode. Alas, the chodeless pirate.

"Dude, what are you doing?"
"Watching Hustler TV. The chodeless pirate is in this one."

"I'm gonna go chodeless pirate on that chick's butthole like I just don't give a fuck."

by zaniac420 July 7, 2008

Chodeburglar

When a girl or guy depends if your gay, goes for a guy even though they know they have a chode and just want to steal it.

Morgan is such a chodeburglar, she won't leave me alone.

by Zona Lewis June 25, 2009

Chode Wieser

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.

Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...

by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

chodeapode

diverged from the two words "chode" and the plural form of platapus or "platypode" the word chodeapode is a platypus whos penis is twice the mass of the rest of its body.

the chodeapode's penis was so big that it weighed him down when he swam.

by the platypode March 30, 2010