A penis that is as fat as it is long is a chode. The gooch is the area between the ass and the balls. There is no doubt about this. I don't know why people keep on arguing that gooch and chode are synonymus! They're not!
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick
GOOCH - area between crotch and ass
CHODE - chubby dick
by Ana Elena October 29, 2005
Get the Chodemug. The area that divides the anus and the scrotum. Best described as the dirtiest part of a man's body. Also known as the grundel.
After a jog down the beach, my girlfriend likes to cool me down by rubbing my chode with a cool washcloth.
by Chris Remple May 13, 2005
Get the chodemug. Choad
/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
I'm not. It isn't. --ESR This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.
Source: Jargon File 4.2.0
/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
I'm not. It isn't. --ESR This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
recently sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.
Source: Jargon File 4.2.0
by WebMage June 4, 2003
Get the chodemug. A short, stumpy penis, AKA tuna can, AKA Cheese wheel.
Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"
Not to be confuse with Choda (Area between ass and ass) ,which is pronounced "Choh-dah" instead of "Choh-dh"
by JeffZhang August 21, 2006
Get the Chodemug. 
by mario kart August 21, 2006
Get the Chodemug. A derogatory and hateful term for apes. Its usage started with the digital zoo of r/Chodi, now it has quickly spread all over the internet to be used as a derogatory term for apes of all shapes and sizes. Its usage started with Gandhi, the closeted bigot, and was popularised by Zakir Naik.
A: Lmfao Chodes are a beastly people with a beastiality ideology.
B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.
A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.
A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.
B: We shouldn't be so hateful towards anybody, be it animals.
A: Aww yeah? Guess I didn't hear that in school over the sound of drilling your throat.
A is a bigoted Librandu. Don't be like A.
by Clem-Baby July 8, 2021
Get the Chodesmug.