chocks pocks

"A kid afflicted with chicken pox, a contagious viral illness characterized by itchy, red blisters that appear all over the body, who possesses an unyielding and remarkably intense passion for consuming rotisserie chicken, a delicacy known for its succulent and tender meat, seasoned and slow-roasted to perfection, at every conceivable opportunity, demonstrating a culinary predilection so profound and unwavering that it extends to an all-day, every day, virtually round-the-clock eating schedule, reflecting not only a deep-seated appreciation for the flavors and textures of this particular dish but also an unusual, almost obsessive, gastronomic inclination that persists regardless of the common discomforts and appetite disruptions typically associated with the symptoms of chicken pox." Imagine a young boy named Alex, about eight years old. Recently, he has come down with chicken pox. This condition is making him quite miserable, with itchy, red spots covering his body. Despite feeling unwell, Alex has a unique and intense craving for rotisserie chicken. His love for this dish is so strong that, even though he's sick, he insists on eating it for every meal. Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snacks in between, Alex wants nothing but juicy, perfectly seasoned, slow-roasted rotisserie chicken.
Every day, even while covered in itchy chicken pox spots, Chikinesa eagerly devoured his beloved rotisserie chicken, playfully proclaiming, 'Chocks pocks can't beat my chicken pox!
by herolling January 15, 2024
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chock

material used to draw with on certain surfaces
ella and bobby used chock to draw on the ground with
by bobbyboy18 November 2, 2020
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Chock

by Ollie Smartnut July 13, 2022
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Chock

alternate spelling for cock also used when you’re in a bad situation
suck my chock.

he’s gonna kill us we’re chocked!
by Savathûn July 14, 2024
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Chock

Choke-on-cock
I made her chock the other day and now she’s back for more.
by Leliana August 8, 2021
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Chocked

Choke + cock = chocked

Being choked by a cock
by Izzysmom July 27, 2022
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Chock

The opposite of a chode.

A long and skinny penis that would feel like you getting stabbed internally.
“So how big was it?”
Dude it was a total chock”
“Ooh ouch
by Boxybox December 15, 2023
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