coontastic

1. A person, place, or action that from a distance don't look urban related, or at the most seem slightly urban affiliated but close up are more ghetto than a malt liquor store. Not to be confused with wiggers, posers, or any other word for people who are obviously not from a lower class upbringing. i.e. The caucasian you know who says nigga freely with no consequence or hesitation because he comes from a black family or has his stripes and straight up doesn't give a fuck like most hood niggas.

2. Also used in a dergatory sense to people who used to be at least somewhat ghetto but have come up in the world. Yet they still try their hardest to maintain they are still "Hood" for absolutley no reason at all.

1. Bobby: "Whats good my niggs...I'm about to cop a dutch and steal the cable from dude downstairs...you down my nigga?"
Tyreke: "Yeah i got you man....damn Bobby...if we didn't grow up in the same hood id swear you were black or something over the phone..your so coontastic."

Bobby: "Real talk nigga...I'm black by popular demand...you smell me? I just doos what i does. Some people think i'm puerto rican or something"

2. Leroy: "Nigga i'm G'd Up from the Feet Up. I'm straight hood all day everyday."
Riley: "We've lived in the hills for over 8 years and we went to catholic school. You speak better than the teachers in our old neighborhood. Stop being Coontastic. Your not impressing anyone."

by Kamau A. November 25, 2007

coontastic

When you look out on your porch and see 4 or more raccoons eating your pet food.

Honey come look, it's coontastic.

by trekguy75 November 10, 2010

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

chimpastical

This word means the same thing as "trippy" except it is used to describe something that happens when someone isn't high. When something sounds or looks so wierd and amazing that it seems it can't be described chimpastical is the word to use. This word was originated from a noise made in a techno song.

The noise playing in the background of that song is chimpastical.

by Ogre TG CR July 25, 2006

Cuntastic

cun-tas-tik

-adjective

Related Forms

Cuntasticlity-noun

1. Wonderfully irritated.

2. Ill towards others do to being a cunt/bitch with something to prove.

- Normally female rookie police officers with no real crime to fight, fill the need to pursue law abiding citizens, make up events, and circumvent procedures to fuck up their lives.

Officer whore was very cuntastic when she charged three motorcyclist with reckless driving purely off witness statements such as the non driving cunt that failed to check her mirrors prior to changing lanes, causing a collision with the third motorcyclist.

by FriendlyMotorcyclist June 20, 2012

Chinsticles

Pronunciation: \ˈchin-sti-kəls\;
Function: adjective;
Etymology: New American English, a combination from the Old English words chin and testicle;

Date: 2009;
Location: North suburbs of Chicago;
1: An abnormally large cleft chin, where the two lobes of the chin resemble testicles.
a: Used as an insult. <"Hey, chinsticle!">
b: Used to identify someone, <"Over there, next to the guy with the chinsticle.>

go to wmaxwell.com / chinsticle.html to see a pair of chinsticles. remove the spaces in the link.

by wmaxwell August 18, 2009

chavtastic

An item that is unbeliveably crap to the rest of the sane population, yet chavs seem to find hugely desireable. Therefore as one chav gets their hands on the 'chavtastic' item it then becomes part of the chav culture. This is because they cannot think for themselves and follow their 'gang' as they skive school to 'chill with da boys 'innit' and sniff pritt stick, and therefore have no capacity to think for themselves but simply follow each other around swearing and spitting for pleasure.

Dear god, did u see him - he was chavtasic - TO THE MAX!,
Those yellow-gold sovereign rings are chavtastic mate,
Boy racers with subs so loud their car shakes streets miles away are chavtastic,
As is listenin to 'fiddy cent'

by tinkerdbell June 30, 2006