it's for the children

It can be used as an excuse for anything at the end of a sentence.

Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"

by Arces February 9, 2012

Chillsitax

The act of chilling, sitting and relaxing.

"Dude, there are other fish in the sea, chillsitax!"
"Chillsitax bro it's just a game."

by Imbatman! April 5, 2014

think of the children

The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.

The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!

by Another Wordy Oddball August 12, 2007

Enragement Child

An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.

Freddy Fazbear: (To Balloon Boy) "Inhale my Dong, Enragement Child".

by UltramanVectis April 9, 2015

megadeth and chill

A thrash metal alternative to Netflix and Chill in which the couple listens to megadeth while having intercourse rather than watching Netflix.

-"Did you have sex with Alissa last night?"
-"Yea man she came over for megadeth and chill. It was great."

by Slayer bro 666 June 30, 2016

Children's Online Daycare

Call of duty. A place for inmature brats who think they are experts on weapons/tachticians/hackers, only know how to say fag and cry over losing. One of the worst gaming communities alomg with League of Legends...

Your friend: wanna play COD?

You: you mean the Children's Online Daycare?! only if we play offline.
Your friend: yeah I'm tired of those kindergarteners online!

You: How about we play some good halo or starwars battle front? Or pokemon? Anything else is better! Heck even checkers sounds better!
Your friend: CHECKERS?! I'LL BRING THE TREES!

by ShadowDAce November 24, 2013

Child porn

excuse me why are you looking this up?

Your FBI Agent: bruh wtf this nigga a pedophile he looking at child porn

by NUGGET biscuit nugget June 15, 2020