Chiatwan

A sexual instrument used for bringing yourself pleasurties.
It consits of a large net similar to a spider web that hangs about 5 feet long between two metal posts. In the center is a diaper with built in anal beads, and is usually enjoyed with a wedge of gouda cheese ( cheese sold seperatly).

I took a mean ride on the chiatwan last night. It was Delic'.

by Penis Crew January 15, 2006

Milf Cheater

A milf with a husband that wants your penis and tries to get it in every way

These MILFs can have the hottest sex with you, due to the scandalous nature of it all.

1. I was getting a handjob from an amazing MILF, when she stopped to pull out her cellphone. She was talking to her husband about picking up the kids! If only I could resist the Milf Cheaters. Her pussy was too good.

2. Darren's mom totally wants me. Every time i'm around, she bends over and wears a revealing outfit that showcases her rack. Milf Cheaters are the best.

by DildoWithArms June 19, 2011

cheater

cheater or cheated

One who betrays someone they love cause they were drunk and wanted to kiss some guy and then didnt even sound that remorseful on the phone after she told him.

My girlfriend cheated on me while i was at home worrying about her.

by *sighs* December 4, 2004

Patrick Choate

Really outgoing. Friggin' hot. Very funny. Just grand. Definitely dandy.

Charming, caring, athletic, and confident. Quite exquisite.

Pat + Jash = <3

"Dude, why can't I be like Patrick Choate?"

"Pshht. It's Pat, let's be honest. No one is as cool as him."

"You're right. Patrick is the best."

by Jassssh, June 29, 2009

Cheater

Someone who engages sexual relations with someone other than their significant other.

Matt D. is a cheater. He needs to be shot.

by Mr. ______ May 12, 2006

Chifter

Someone who has sex with a person they are related to: the name for someone who has an incestuous relationship

'I heard that john fucked his sister, the dirty chifter'

by jahrambo December 24, 2008

Chateauguay

A medium sized town just outside of Montreal where white kids think they're black and black kids think they live in the ghetto, It has only 1 english highschool and 3 french highschools, pregnant 12 year olds, drunk 11 year olds, emo kids hanging out at the mall, White trash frenchmen standing in line at the welfair office. It's a town with nothing to do but drink. It's the home of two hasbeen NHL players Bobby Dollas and Glen Curry. It borders a reservation but the natives aren't bad at all. The english high school has a pretty bad rep for some reason even though it's not as bad as people think. Everyone knows everones business .

Guy one : you doing anything tonight?
Guy Two : What else is there to doin chateauguay?
Guy one : Drink!!!!
Guy two : Yup

by nomeansno September 27, 2006