The Chaldean Effect

When a hard working immigrant, Chaldean in particular, comes to the United States, makes money, and then proceeds to spoil their kids, creating the biggest douche-bag possible that personifies every negative aspect of American lifestyle, with an emphasis on greed and being flashy.

1. Dude, Jamil has really nice parents, why is he such a douche-bag?

Chaldean Effect, bro.

2. Hey did you hear Chalad's family is losing their 8,000 sq ft. house? They had a Hummer, a Mercedes, a party store, and 300 cell phones, thought they were rich?

Nah, just flashy. The Chaldean Effect.

by Mitch Walsh May 18, 2011

celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.

Zelda? More like CELDA!!

by Jack March 4, 2005

cheddar butt

When you have a strong cheese-like odor omitting from your asshole

"Hey, man, how did it go with Victoria last night?"
"Man, she had some mean ass cheddar butt"

by cheddbutt69 April 7, 2016

Cheddar Header

Sucking off a dude with smegma riddled cheese dick.

I was so dick driven I settled for a homeless guy in the alley and got a little cheddar header.

I handled bathed for two weeks so when the old lady went down she got a little cheddar header.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Butt Cheddar

A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.

A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.

"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Jordan Ched

A bootleg and gay version of the original Jordan.

Guy 1: Be careful of Jordan Ched! He is a fake of the original Jordan.. If you talk to him you'll be considered gay..
Guy 2: Yeah I heard.. He the gayest dude around right?..
Jordan Ched: HEY!! WANNA PLAY SOME LEAGUE?

by Jordan Ched October 21, 2020

Sweater cheddar

The sexy stubble poking out from a man’ shirt

OMG, Stephanie. Wow did you see Noah in his shirt? No why? He had that major sweater cheddar. 😍

by Sugartits6969 July 2, 2021