by orlandodentguy June 7, 2011
Get the charmin balls mug.An orgasm which is given out of an uncomfortable sense of duty; much like parting with small change when confronted with a bucket shaking Salvation Army worker. You don't want to give it, but you'll be made to feel a total shit if you don't.
Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.
Here is a typical example of a circumstance that requires such a donation. Your partner has been moaning all the livelong day about their appearance. Words like "obese", "disgusting", "hideous" and "gross" have been used so often and so emphatically that, despite yourself, you genuinely begin to agree. Then the obligatory "You're so gorgeous, I can't keep my hands off you" sex that was meant to assure them they're hot has become an act of charity, with you performing deeds that you would rather not share with someone who has half convinced you they're a troll.
He closed his eyes and thought of Beyoncé whilst making his charity orgasm donation to his long term "fat", "rancid" and "skanky" girlfriend.
by MagickDio October 15, 2010
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by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013
Get the Charming The Manaconda mug.Charity is just a girl who wants people to understand and love her. She has gone through many things in her life and is ready to feel wanted. She is a fairly attractive girl with a huge heart. She is passionate for the things she love and do. Charity is probably one of the best things you could ask for in your life because she understand.
Person 1: Are you alright?
Charity: Yeah, I’m just fine. But really, how are you?
Person 1: Thank you for asking..I have really been down in the dumps lately and...
Charity: Yeah, I’m just fine. But really, how are you?
Person 1: Thank you for asking..I have really been down in the dumps lately and...
by eggkid May 31, 2020
Get the Charity mug.A ridiculous orange comb-over used to hide a dick or asshole. This is the kind of thing you'd see on a politician whose proper place is on a street corner with a pet monkey doing tricks on a mini piano hoping for so much as a sideways glance.
I just saw our boy D Dog stiff elementing himself in the corner. I wish he'd at least put a charitable disguise over that thing.
by Sherbert A. July 29, 2020
Get the Charitable Disguise mug.Someone, usually a friend or an acquaintance, that will get you off or have sex with you when you need to bust a nut or need to get railed.
I had to see my charity worker last night. My balls were full and needed to be emptied.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
My neighbor has managed to turn me into her charity worker. He boyfriend can’t keep up so she slips over each night for a little gut rearranging.
by Dick Onchin September 22, 2020
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