chlamidiagonnasyphalis

its the combination of chlamidya gonnareahha and syphalis

teen1:you look at that hoe right thurr
teen2:dude she has chlamidiagonnasyphalis

by qqnob January 21, 2008

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

Ahmed Chalabi

An international criminal who will bring law and order to Iraq. At least according to Bush.

Yanno, there are times when I think Baghdad Bob was right; most Americans think Iraqis are retarded, but we are retarded.

by Xyzzy September 21, 2004

Al-Chalabi

A sweaty penis which ejaculates sweaty cum.

The boy was sweating everywhere, his Al-Chalabi reached climax and a pool of sweat flowed.

by Rich, J February 11, 2019

calamitologist

An alarmist climate scientist or other gloom-and-doomster

There was a strong surface warming between the 1890s and the 1940s, followed by a pronounced cooling (and warnings of a catastrophic ice age by some of the same calamitologists who now claim disastrous warming) from the 1940s to the 1970s, then rising temperatures again from the 1970s to today. (Source: James Glassman and Sallie Baliunas, The Weekly Standard, June 25, 2001)

by Steve Schulin April 21, 2005

Timothée Chalamet

Timothée Chalamet is the most sweetest fucking person to ever exist. It’s like he has two settings. Really, he is the most shyest, kindest, most goofiest guy. I’d happily buy him all the bagels. He is an immaculate actor, very talented with so much potential. Adding with the fact that his music taste is adequate. I want to be his best friend. He seems like a pretty genuine guy. But, when he’s on the red carpet, one word: wow. He is a beautiful man. truly one of god’s masterpiece. Timmy, if you’re reading this, my IG is @240perla :)

Person one: I love Timothée Chalamet, and not just for the dancing slo-mo video

Person two: Hell yeah! He is so good at acting!

by timmyfuckingtim May 20, 2020

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"

by banj July 9, 2004