Syrian Cello

Beheading a man, usually an infidel, usually from behind.

Man, those ISIS Beatles really gave those prisoners the Syrian Cello in those illegal videos.

by odth August 7, 2024

cello crank

The act of plucking your partners pubes with tweezers to make them into various clothing items

“I hit the cello crank with my wife, Veronica.”-Stew
“That’s gross, Judah.”-Ahmed

by GyatLord March 31, 2024

Cello God

A person that supports the streamer ZanB on twitch. He's very wholesome and they do it because they love his personality and his content.

Person: "I'm a bro! Brofist!"

Cello God: "I'm a person, that loves a person that's wholesome."

by Sassy_Meowsissy July 18, 2018

Cello

1. A musical instrument which is blown like a dick
2. A nonsensical lyrical device for a man with lazy bars

"She blow that dick like a cello"

by cookedken June 11, 2018

Cello Crank

When two people get into the 69 position and pluck each other’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then turning them into yarn and knitting them into various clothing items

You should see the Cello Crank sweater my girlfriend just knitted for me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024

Lower your cello

Telling someone to keep there voice down.

My neighbor is home, you have to lower your cello.

by Sunny_side-up October 16, 2020

Cello

Your true companion, whether you plan on travelling anywhere in the world or simply are looking to organise your home needs.

You may be able to pen down a few things about us, but we're mightier than that PEN, we have way more to offer to you now ;)

With everyone getting married, we know you're looking for an #AllDayDost.

Need we say more?

Guy 1: Bro, everyone's getting married, mere liye bhi koi dhoonda
Cello: Bro..mein hoon na..tera #AllDayDost

by Cello World November 23, 2021