cattywompis

cattywompis is something you say just whenever you feel like speaking or starting a conversation.

“hey jack”
“hey aubrey”
-silence-
“CATTYWOMPIS”-jack
“OH YUPP”-aubrey

by bobby slay October 4, 2023

cattywampus

a random insult that sounds very silly. it means something is diagonal, so calling someone this basically means they’re a crooked cunt.

god, look at natalie. she is such a cattywampus bitch.

by tete!! December 16, 2023

Cattywampus

going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction

-Dear me, everything has gone catawampus with me this week.
-This is a market where that mantra "buy, don't rent" has been turned catawampus.
-Chagall's work uses geometric shapes, sharp angles, bold colours and catawampus characters.
-From that moment on in the movie things go cattywampus for the squad.

by pookied-rage December 28, 2023

Cattywumpus

A southerners term for crooked

“ bobby go get my shot- bobby why is our roof cattywumpus!”

“ I don’t know dad maybe cause your sitting on it”

“ MARTHA GET MY BELT BEFORE BOBBY’S FACE GETS RURRNT”

by baby_got_back November 14, 2023

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.

AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”

by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021

Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

An awe-inspiring person, sharing heritage of an AwesomeSauce, but developing intoxicating influences of high traces of Awesomeness and forcing the author to upgrade the title.

AwesomeSauce came back home as Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

by PaastaSauce June 14, 2021

cattywampul

kat-ee-wom-puhl

All sorts of fucked up.

I tried to close the window, but it got all cattywampul

by Cattywamper December 21, 2007