Catsurbation

When you find a cat that's super friendly but instead of letting you pet it, it happily rubs itself on everything, purring to high heavens, as if petting themselves and you just stand there talking to it.

"Does my kitty require a lot of attention? Nah, he's a catsurbation expert"

by J_Von_Viking August 19, 2024

Catupuncture

When a cat gently uses their razer sharp claws on your skin to manipulate a reaction

Mittens used catupuncture to get me to pet her.

by Jimmyblong June 9, 2024

Catsuit

Adjective/Adverb
Doing something in a way that reminds one of a cat in a suit pretending to be a person. A censured version of batshit.

He's adorable at the start, but then he goes catsuit insane.

by Adioaria June 10, 2024

Catspreading

When a cat takes most of the space on a bed or sofa, also used when a cat steals your spot

Gerald: Luna, stop catspreading on my bed!
Luna: meow murr meow

by Beaver shearer February 7, 2025

Zogathen Cathupilius the Third

The given name to a selfish creature who is mean and definitely can never be a GOAT. This creature is only mean due to the unfortunate home life of living with specific people and can be really sweet and nice when living with nice people . The typical appearance consists of a green color accompanied by other colors

Zogathen Cathupilius the Third is the technical name for a specific cuddly toy who hates people who's name begins with the letter R because of the abuse faced by his ancestors (Zogathen Cathupilius the First and Zogathen Cathupilius the Second).

by Official.Oxford.Dictionary December 23, 2023

Zogathen Cathupilius the Third

The given name to a selfish creature who is mean and definitely can never be the GOAT. This creature is only mean due to the unfortunate home life of living with specific people and can be really sweet and nice when living with nice people. The typical appearance consists of a green color accompanied by other colors and they are often found in supermarkets.

Zogathen Cathupilius the Third is the technical name for a specific cuddly toy who hates people who's name begins with the letter R because of the abuse faced by his ancestors (Zogathen Cathupilius the First and Zogathen Cathupilius the Second). AKA Zoggy

by Official.Oxford.Dictionary December 23, 2023