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Catalina Foothills High School

A school in the Catalina Mountians in Tucson, Arizona where almost every kid is spoiled rich and a bitch. They don't care about themselves and most of them are selfish and all live in huge houses and think they're the shit. They're mostly all really skinny and theres A LOT of sluts.
"What school do you go to?"
"Catalina Foothills High School.."
"Oh.. okay bye.
"Why?"
"You're probably a bitch and don't care about anyone but yourself"
by Alex Gserhyn March 4, 2010
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Catalonian Retirement Home

This is when a group of guys kidnap several elderly Grandmothers, most commonly their own grandmothers.

They then fill up a large inflatable raft with liquid watery feces, shove the faces of the old women into this while tag fucking them up the arse.

Finally, when they have jism flowing from their anus' the women are thrown into the raft which is set afloat on the nearest large body of water, preferably an ocean
Guy 1: My Nan gave me such a shit Christmas present

Guy 2: Yeah me too

Guy 3: My grandma didnt even give me a present

Guy 1: Fuck those tight bitches, they have it all, we should show them what its like in an Catalonian Retirement Home

Guy 4: But I like my grandmother

Guy 2: Fuck you dickweed, your doing it on you can join them in it
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Catalonian Rain Catcher

One person is designated as 'The rain catcher' several others position themselves on the roof of a house, they then begin to urinate from the roof as the rain catcher attmepts to catch all the urine in his mouth.

When they are finished, if it is deemed the rain catcher has not caught enough rain a high pressure hose will fire watery liquid shit over his or her face and into his or her mouth
Guy 1: Hey man are you still ill

Guy 2: Yeah, I cant believe i missed Kirby's party, was it any good

Guy 1: Well after we kicked waters out we all had a game of Catalonian Rain Catcher

Guy 2: Fuck no way, I love that shit, especially when all thje liquidy shit hits my face

Guy 1: Man Si forced us to let im be the rain catcher so it wasn't that great
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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Catalingus

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.
"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."
by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018
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Catalunya

Little european country between France and Spain. They speak catalan (latin language) and are generally friendly people. Mountains at the north (Pyrenees) and beautiful mediterranean beaches at the east. Very good food and wine (specially Priorat).

If you go there don't look for flamenco or bullfights, they have "castells", one of the most beautiful and exciting tradicions I've ever seen in a country. If you ever go to Catalonia you can't miss it.
Go to see castells and you'll get the essence and way of life of people in Catalunya.
by capb September 6, 2008
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Catalano Complex

A Catalano Complex refers to the high likelihood that consensual sexual actions have taken place or will take place at least once between too siblings, provided that:

Both siblings are considered highly attractive by the majority of their peers, and:

The age difference between the siblings is relatively small.

The strength of the Catalano Complex between two siblings has a positive correlation with the siblings' average attractiveness and has a negative correlation with their difference in age. This is due to the following reasons:

There would likely be less sexual attraction between the siblings if one or both were generally considered

unattractive, and:

The larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to develop sexual attraction for each other at the

same time. Also, the larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to feel comfortable with the

sexual relations in question.
Person 1, looking at a hot girl talking to her equally hot twin brother: "Damn, they definitely have a Catalano Complex."

Person 2, in response: "Hell yeah, the incestual probability between them is high as fuck."
by ElongatedTaint October 25, 2018
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Catalaw

Catalaw - A put down - throw it into a forum argument...

Complete Arsewhole That Acts Like A Wanker... C.A.T.A.L.A.W
Reks, sometimes m8, you can be a catalaw.
by HP_Forum Police November 10, 2009
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