Carbon Beerprint

The negative impact a beer drinker has on the beer supply at any given event or gathering.

Craig: Boy, Bubbie's really slamming them down tonight.
Joe: If he's not careful he'll drink the place dry.
Becky: Ya, he has no concept of his Carbon Beerprint.

by Your Eminence November 19, 2013

waste of carbon

Useless and/or pointless person.

"Are you still going out with Claire? She's a fucking waste of carbon, that girl."

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Carson Daly

Media Whore

Bend over carson, here it comes again.

by Shay'oul January 1, 2004

Carson (girl)

Carson is hilarious, firey, insecure, mind blowingly cool, awesome girlfriend (if she is yours!), wonderfully beautiful, an amazing friend, and pretty good at sports. She won’t fall for anyone easy, but when u have her, hold on for dear life because she might be the best girl you ever have. She might be short, but man she can surely make up for that in personality! And if you are ever friends with a Carson, make sure your loyal, because if your not, she will not be friends with you anymore. So always stay true!

Carson (girl)

by Wasup? The sky! July 13, 2019

Winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

Person you want to go away by any means needed.

That jerk is the proud winner of the milk carton photo shoot.

by localsirloco March 19, 2010

carbon skidmark

1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.

2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.

Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.

Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.

by flying wagman August 2, 2009

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium

The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.

Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...

by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016