carry-no-key 

1. To get on stage at karaoke and not sing. 2. To sing out of tune at karaoke. 3. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and doesn't sing. 4. Someone who gets on stage and karaoke and sings out of tune.

"I can't even hear her. I thought you said karaoke, not carry-no-key." "The way this carry-no-key sings it, I can't even tell what song it is."

carry-no-key by qguru722 September 21, 2012

Carry the Track 

When one person is left to host a podcast, commentary track or anything of the sort, they are left to "Carry the Track" as to avoid a dip in entertainment level.

Yo bro, I gotta drop flipper in the harbor, you good to Carry the Track?

Carry the Track by davudgullo January 26, 2021

Carry the Stupid 

Finally take into account the one final factor that transforms your brilliant plan/strategy into the terrible idiotic clusterfuck that it truly is.

Anarch: …I may have made a slight error in my calculations.

Punchline: When you were adding the numbers up, did you remember to carry the stupid?

Anarch: YES! …no.

Carry the Stupid by tariqk December 5, 2021

Carry the Great Man 

To actually take into account the costs of retaining a Great Man in any organization. Costs include the number of people said Great Man drives out of the organization due to their behavior, the amount of legal fees that they could expose said organization to due to anti-harassment lawsuits made by other members, organizational reputation loss, etc.

Clarence: …and that's why I recommend that the board does not terminate Mr. Stallman's role in our organization.

Kelly: Okay, go back to slide 15…

Clarence: Got you. What's your question, Kelly?

Kelly: I was afraid of that. You forgot to carry the great man. What happens when you do that, Clarence?

Clarence: Oh, right. Let me put that in the spreadsheet… huh. I guess we should fire Mr. Stallman's ass, then.

Kelly: I was afraid so.

Carry the Great Man by tariqk December 5, 2021

Carry man 

Someone who is always on the passenger side of their girlfriends car being carried around picked up and dropped off. The carry man is not concerned with feeling in control he lets his hair blow in the wind.

Babe I’m tired can you drive? I feel like being a carry man today

Carry man by Drejagar February 18, 2023

Carry yo ass to bed 

It means to go to sleep.

Carry yo ass to bed before I whoop your ass.

Carry yo ass to bed by Me_simply October 31, 2018

carry on

an excellent series of british movies

carry on camping

carry on by tao chi kang October 14, 2003