Carrot

Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: im a pineapple

Phil: your more of a melon i reckon

David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!

Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool

Sam: think you might have confused phil there david

David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!

Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors

David: you got it in one!

by DaeDaveDavid February 7, 2010

carrot

The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power

If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27

by Malignant_Slurpee March 21, 2004

Carrot

the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.

sir do you have a carrot in your pants

by mystery loverr January 28, 2014

Carrot

A Girl who is very very orange and looks like a carrot

Carrot : "You like my fake tan"
Me : " Shut the fuck up you're a carrot"

by Swag Man G 765 May 24, 2016

carrot

a homophobic/ transphobic slur
used against LGBT+ people

yeah, that chia is turning into a total carrot

by mikeyjbaby February 13, 2020

carroting

placing carrots with over dried weed.

Damn it, this weed taste like a carrot. Jeff must have done some carroting on this shit.

by spoof720 August 26, 2013

carrot

An extrememly hard penis that snaps like a carrot.

Oh no! Nico's penis got so hard, when I started beating him off it snapped...like a carrot!!!!!
OH SHIT!!

by Whitey McCrackerington June 10, 2008