A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.
by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022
The girl is lying on the bed, naked, and pours a whole bowl of Chilli-Con-Carne onto her crotch and fingers some of the chilli inside her slack hole.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Then the guy stands next next to the bed and fucks her - fucking her vagina through the Chilli-Con-Carne. At the same time the couple are each holding a bag of Doritos and dip the crisps into the Chilli and eat them as the intercourse is going on.
Girl: Are you coming over tonight to pop a cherry up me?
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
Guy: I don't know if I can be bothered.
Girl: We can do the Mexican Capri-Sun
Guy: Alright. I'll pop round after I've finished watching Family Guy.
by Righty Tossbag September 21, 2018
The pouch of wine in boxed wine. Commonly found at your local supermarket and used by middle age women after the divorce. Also used by collage girls after a break-up.
Guy1: I found the reminisce of an oversized Capri-Sun next to my passed out ex
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
Guy2: what will you drink now
Guy1: I don’t know I could give water a try
by Knee gears April 07, 2019
by kimkoi July 29, 2013
The worst human being alive. She's gross, vile, ugly and nothing about her is attractive. She loves to party and drink alcohol.
by Weeeeeee.55555719 August 27, 2015
A glorious drink promising side effects that will; render you a crying mess, convincing you everyone is married and then will theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper
Omg adam I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again you know theyll be slutdropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner there then mourning the death Tobey Maguire as spiderman just like last time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
Basically a porn video where a capri sun is present in every frame of the video just watching the actors do the the act
by sheilp December 19, 2019