Caveman Theory

The' Caveman Theory' is a medical theory currently being developed by Dr Eunson and Dr Craig. What did cavemen do when they were injured? Did they go to a doctor and whinge about it? No. They manned up and walked it off until it improved, if they didn't they died. Why use this theory i hear you asking. Well lets be honest, Cavemen were the business compared to most modern day men.

Person A: OMG you broke your ankle! You should probably go to hospital

Person B: Nah, ill just adopt the "Caveman Theory" because im a hard cunt and not some shit cunt who plays for tech tigers!

by Dr.... Who October 1, 2010

Caveman cologne

The smell that lingers from ones self after taking a massive dump and not bothering to wipe.

Friend1: Dude whats that awful smell?
Friend 2: I have to pay rent this week, I couldn't afford toilet paper, I'm rockin some Caveman Cologne.

by Kykinn March 19, 2011

caveman

(In reference to a sexual act) When you are having sex in a doggy position and grab a hand full of hair to arouse your partner and declare dominance. Then immediately push your hand forward to force your partners head into the bed and begin furiously banging away like a caveman. Grunting is acceptable during this act, as it further supports your dominance.

"Dude, last night Nathan totally cavemaned that swamp donkey!"

"Alicea thought she could control me, but i flipped that shit around and pulled a caveman on that hoe."

"I'm feeling all primal and shit, time to caveman some strange."

by psuedo_god January 11, 2009

Caveman spongebob

A new meme that is used when something surprising happens

I had a caveman spongebob moment yesterday

by SUMFURRYTHING June 16, 2016

Caveman

Tannyn Stumph

Oh look, Caveman got 2x4’d again.

by skb9ine August 30, 2019

caveman party

where one person's ass hole is the cave and a big group of people get into the party, usually a line is formed

Dude, we had a caveman party on Tommy's sister last night, it was really fun you shoulda been there

by tmoney January 13, 2007

Caveman

the act of picking up a female (either a piggy back or fireman's lift) and running somewhere to have sex, grunting and swinging a club or beer bottle while you do it.

Yeah, I'm gonna caveman her over to the bushes behind the car park and smash that pasty

by jmz_901 July 6, 2011