callwood

Handsome gentleman who gets all the ladies

Callwood is such a great last name. Please go out wid me?

by Urban dictionary minister January 10, 2017

calloomband

An individual known as Callum and often known for having dads that are 55 when they are born and using words that haven't been used in the manner are using since 1997

Calloomband: hey my dad turns 70 today
Jordan: But aren't you only 15?
Calloomband: yeah I know, its sick mate

by Gaemzal March 27, 2017

Caldow

The last name of a loving and welcoming family. They are the family you want to be a part of. They are very into music and food and also having a good time. The Caldow's are relaxed and kind people who are always open to new people, ideas and are masters of making you feel "at home".

The Caldow family are great people

by 210703 July 10, 2017

Catlow

An alcoholic who’s gone too far and can not be brought back to the light.

Whats wrong with Janes husband?
Oh, sorry to say dear jed but.... he’s catlow....

by maggotinfestedfck June 23, 2020

Collowollo

Someone that eats to many glizzys to become the janitor. People like this shouldn't even own any food because they eat to many glizzys.

Ugh, the person over there is such a Collowollo. Why does he even bother coming to school?

by violetspycatcher101 December 15, 2020

callo nerp

the hottest person to ever exist in the historey of evere omgmgogmgoggomgogogomgomgomgomgmogomgomgmogogmgomogmgomomgomg

Callo Nerp is so hot <33333

by Callo Nerp October 11, 2021

ass callouses

Callouses formed on the buttcheeks of a person usually as a result of sitting on a hard chair for an extended period of time. Common situations include your math review class after school which seems to drag on into oblivion, sitting on a folding metal chair at home while on your computer for several hours a day, or those long dinner parties with hard wooden chairs that you only go to because your wife begged you to.

Ex. 1: After staying after for math review for an entire hour, Jeff went home and played World of Warcraft until dinner time, when he was forced to sit at the table until all of his green beans were gone. Jeff has ass callouses.

Ex. 2: Marty plays Oblivion all day. He has ass callouses as a result.

by we are anonymous, legion, etc. August 12, 2010