Caiden

Caiden is a fake person that likes to suck sweaty balls while he gets juiced on by elephants.

You can tell their a Caiden

by bob frank williams October 3, 2018

caidyn

know to be a bitch sometimes. loves music and being emo

"hey, did you see caidyn anywhere?"
"yea, he was listining to emo rap in the corner"

by littlebitchman449 August 16, 2020

Caiden

Usually a fat hippo and eats nothing. He usually lives in a small house and tries acting cool by doing whatever other people do just to look col and fit in.

"That fag Caiden ate all my food...what a hippo.

by Dmegalodon February 7, 2019

Caiden

And girl or boy who is funny , he or she describes themselves as ugly and fat . But she is a amazing friend who won’t put up with shit

So get yourself a caiden but make sure your not FAKE.

Haha caiden made me laugh all day and all night he/she is so funny.

by Slavechick99 March 24, 2019

caidence

someone that wants to hit there tall friend, and bully alot of people but overall is very loving and gives people food and funny

shes such a "caidence"

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Caiden Brown

Caiden brown is a boi. He watches roblox videos religiosly. He is straight but has kissed a man named wyatt. He has a girlfriend named Jayden and he has had 6 more before her. He mostly is found in his cave dwelling of a room watching roblox videos or playing roblox. He only watches hentai because he knows thats all he's ever going to see.

Person:1 heard Caiden Brown kissed a dude
Person 2: Yeah but it was one of the homies.

by TheAbsolute%100TruthNoCap March 5, 2021

caiden

the most beautiful ugly piece of nice guy that loves big black beans in his wide juicy work book

i just really want a caiden in my ass right now

by whare May 16, 2021