buttcrack-plaque

the filmy, moist, dead skin particles, that gets stuck underneath your fingernails when reaching inside your shorts to scratch that crack itch. this substance may perhaps be caused by sweat, forming a cream-like layer that can easily be removed.

bob: man i had the most insane itch in my crack and when i scratched it, there was a bunch of smelly gunk under my nails, i thought it was shit but it was like....soft dead skin..o_O

ned: yah man! looks like you got a case of bad buttcrack-plaque!

by jameseepoo December 2, 2010

Buttcock Utopia

A drug addict rat who lives in or around garbage cans.

dude, did you see that buttcock utopia over there?

by Waggerd April 22, 2009

buttfuck

To ram someone hard in their ass... nice to do to girls who are willing!

I am going to bum you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Winston August 26, 2003

buttfucking cockslut

A snazzier way of calling somebody a loser. It will leave them stunned and unable to speak for 15-20 minutes.

Tonya: "Lester, you're a buttfucking cockslut!"

Lester: :(

by SLAYtanic January 30, 2005

Don't BUTTFUCK Me!

01.) to scam, cheat, try to pull the wool over someone's eyes

02.) a solid win over an opponent

03.) an obvious lie

01.) "Don't buttfuck me, bro."

02.) "That was a good buttfucking I gave those 7 year olds on the basketball court."

03.) Kenny: I just saw biggie smalls walking into the bank...
Stevie: No you didn't!
Kenny: Yes, I did...
Stevie: "Don't buttfuck me!"

by Brooklyn Mint October 20, 2011

Buttfuck Idaho

Another way of saying "Middle Of Nowhere", generally implying a negative tone, and the Idaho reference because the state is seen as boring. Often used if some one lives in a boring area or they got lost going somewhere.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Dude, where are you? You're late
Guy 2: I took and wrong turn and ended up in Buttfuck Idaho

Ex 2

Girl 1: So you got anyplans for the weekend?
Girl 2: No, I live in Buttfuck Idaho

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

Buttfucker

a gay guy, because they fuck each other's butts

Connor is such a buttfucker, He fucked his gay friend Karl!

by bitchy October 12, 2003