Burnt Mode

When your playing a first-person shooter game and your high on weed, so by the time you think about shooting other players, your already dead.

Dude, you suck today! You must be in burnt mode.

by SuperSingleton December 23, 2009

Fur Burst

The act of extreme premature ejaculation. Just getting ready to penetrate a woman and placing the penis at the opening of the vagina causes ejaculation.

That chick was so hot I had a fur burst! She was pissed but I just laughed and got the hell out of there.

by wildtele December 29, 2011

Burford

A person that is a huge fucking pussy and rats other people out for self-serving reasons. A complete self-righteous, over-dramatic, douche that everyone hates.

1."Oh man can you believe how gay that guy is? He's a total Burford."

2."Dude how the hell did your girlfriend find out you cheated?"
"One of her lame ass friends totally burfored me."

by Frat-For Life April 29, 2010

burnt

a person who has done something so dumb that they are now completely fucked as a result

Man, I'm so burnt after being chased by the po-po and arrested last night

by Howardnit September 24, 2011

Squirt Cork After Burst

See squirt cork. The Squirt Cork After Burst occurs several hours after the initial release of the compacted turd. The after burst is the unanticipated, unexpected follow up liquid bowel blast that continues the assplosion after the initial release from the earlier squirt cork.

Leroy finally worked out the squirt cork that had been blocking him up and holding liquid feces in his bowels for days. After exploding diarrhea on the toilet for an hour, he thought he was finished. Four hours later, his brow started sweating and gut started wrenching. He immediately ran to the rest room and exploded a wet, soupy mess in the toilet with a Squirt Cork After Burst.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2009

burnt potato

When your gym coach gets a haircut and his name is also Randall Todd, you may call him a "burnt potato."🤡

"Wow, Randall is such a burnt potato!"

by Cadence Daltina February 10, 2017

Fecal Burst

The kind of "dump" that creeps up on you when your out and about. This "dump" is preceeded by stomach cramps and the need to run to the bathroom, before your ass explodes with hellatious farts and spurts of shit.

Joan: Hey Jimmy I saw you running through Target the other day like a madman.

Jimmy: Fecal burst!

Joan: Oh I see :rolls eyes:

by CherryLane May 25, 2004