bungee cord

A amazing cord with the power to retract when streched to its limits.

Destiny: Hey hunny i'm going to move your couch using a friends truck. I plan to put it in the back

Ben: Okay make sure its secured down.

Destiny:....

*5 hours later*

Destiny: Man I knew I should have listened to my smart sexy boyfriend and secured it down, like with a BUNGEE CORD. Now he is out 400 dollars.... oh shoot

Ben: dang... my couch is now on the side of a highway... I should invest in duct tape now.

by Dr. Smitten October 20, 2008

hisokas_.bungeecum

Is EXTREMELY hot and stunning. She should immediately marry me. The first time i talked to her beautiful soul i nearly passed out.

hisokas_.bungeecum should marry me today.

by ventisdragon July 21, 2021

bungeezus

A bungeesus is a crusifix with Jesus bungee jumping off it. This is used as a suicide joke by religious people.

“I wanna die”
“DONT SAY THAT WERE IN CHURCH!!”
“Sorry I meant I wanna bungeezus”
“Oh ok”

by @Covarrubias3499 March 1, 2019

Bungee

Bungee is a word, the anime character Yuri from Yarichin bitch club says very often.

No one, litterally no one:
Yuri: BUNGEE

by anonymous December 11, 2020

Bungee Breasts

large, saggy tits that hang disproportionately low, like those of an elderly woman

"WOW! Look at the bungee breasts on that slut over there! I bet her nipples touch her knees when that rack's not in cups!"

by WillHigh April 25, 2008

Bungee Jumping

Suicide for the indecisive.

The emo kid would have gone Bungee Jumping instead of cutting his wrist, but he was too much of a pussy.

by Modub December 25, 2007

Bungee Fuck

Having a naked man bungee jump onto the building and at the very bottom his penis falls into the woman's vagina and a very high velocity....can be fatal

-Hey Tyler, did you hear about Nick dying from trying to Bungee Fuck Marilyn?
-Damn shame...

by rape saucer January 1, 2009