BumFight(s)

Where you get stupid-ass hobos and pay them little or no money to fight and do other stupid shit for your own sick amusement.

Paying on to tattoo BUMFIGHT across his knuckles or his forhead for a couple slugs of whiskey.

by mike styckiewicz April 22, 2003

bumfire

the painful fiery feeling in one's backside the morning after a hot curry

Wow, that madras last night caused some serious bumfire

by AK2006 September 9, 2006

bumface

(verb) the act of doing something incredibly foolish and ridiculous that causes one's own injury, or more likely, death.

Natasha bumfaced down the stairs and died.

Did you see how Steve bumfaced his way down the hill while skiing? Now he's in a coma.

by bodhisattva1 July 4, 2009

Bumfuck Egypt

Any of the many extremely remote and inhospitable military outposts where U.S service men or women are assigned to serve.

For the last year of my hitch, they sent me to Bumfuck Egypt to guard the sand.

by Walt Alexander March 20, 2004

bumfun

Anal sex or anything to do with the asshole like fingering.

Me and Sophie had some bumfun in the mcdonalds toilets.

by Pimp_who_walks_with_a_Limp September 16, 2005

bumfire

a fire in an open oil barrel, surrounded by bums, commonly seen in alleys and ghetto's.

Yo holmes, did you see that bumfire gone wild? yeah, it was more like a barrel in a fire than a fire in a barrel!

by captain illgo September 23, 2009

bumfluff

light downy growth of adolescent facial hair; also written bum-fluff or bum fluff

used as an insult, mainly in britain

"Oh listen to me, you antipodean fleck of bumfluff!"

-- House talking with Chase in the Season 2 bloopers of "House M.D."

by House's 2nd Best Friend January 21, 2009