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Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.
Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"
by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011
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Baking Air Biscuits

fresh air passing a turd, commonly known as a fart
When we were in the movie theater, Ryan wouldn't stop baking air biscuits.
by Kap131 March 17, 2011
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Bubinga

1. A type of hard wood
2. A type of hard erection
"Man, I got the worst bubinga right now, you have no idea"
by PenchantMarksman March 8, 2013
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buying the bickle

buying the bickle is when you're purchasing a piece of merchandise/food/any item that was referenced or in some way involved in a piece of media. the term comes from a /k/ poster buying the travis bickle hidden gun mechanism seen in Taxi Driver
"did you see Jerry's new beemer?"
"yeah...he was riding it around while wearing the Drive jacket...talk about buying the bickle"
by sneedp May 25, 2022
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baking industry

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.
She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!
by Teiii April 11, 2023
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Pasta Baking

Masturbating, wanking etc.

A slang term that can be used in place of the word 'masturbating'.

Sounds similar to masturbating, but can be used as a code word in situations where you wouldn't want someone else to know what you were really doing.
Josh: Hey, why weren't you at the cheese and wine night the other day?

Henry: Sorry mate, couldn't come, I was busy pasta baking.
by Italian Pasta Baker October 27, 2009
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Lilia Buckingham

by mylifeiswow748492 November 28, 2019
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