sock-broc

the weed you've dropped and was later found on your sock

"Yo homie, check out my sock!"
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."

by PacheDiablo May 24, 2014

lawn broccoli

Tree debris in your yard after a hurricane.

I need to rake my yard because Hurricane Irma left lawn broccoli everywhere.

by Karmalz September 13, 2017

Dirty Broc

When you’re tittyfucking a bitch and you both realize that you have bigger tits so she’s brings out the 15 inch strap on and pounds you in the sheets til the sun comes up

Bro I was banging a dime last night, and she saw I was a pig so she pulled out the dirty broc

by Clyde McQueef April 16, 2020

Ghost Broccoli

1-another name for cauliflower.

2- non-eaten broccoli coming back for revenge.

It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Listen man, I know what I saw and it wasn't cauliflower.

by Tbone 910 May 7, 2020

Choppin' Broccoli

"Choppin' Broccoli" or "The Lady I Know" is a song written by Dana Carvey as songwriter Derek Stevens on Saturday Night Live. The skit goes that songwriter Derek Stevens doesn't have a demo tape at a meeting with producers, so he tells them he wanted to play it live. He then sits at the piano and makes up a ridiculous song about a woman he knows (the song is entitled "The Lady I Know" but SNL fans have come to know it as "Choppin' Broccoli") going to a food store and buying broccoli then going home and chopping it. Look it up on YouTube, I guarantee you'll laugh. It's hailed as one of the funniest SNL skits of all time.

"...And my lady she went down town, she brought some broccoli, she brought it home, she's choppin' broccoli..."

by softballqueen17 February 21, 2015

brocabulary

part of bromanculture, vocabulary spoken from one bro to another, with emphasis on bronunciation.

An emphasis should be put on expanding one's brocabulary at every opportunity.

Bro-ing Out - Akin to a bro's version of "Girls Night Out", but with less kissing and boob-grabbing.

Brode - Bro Code. "If bro_#1 wants to date bro_#2's ex, he is obligated to ask. Bro_#2 is then in turn obligated to say Yes."

Bromosexual - A bro that is also a chick, and therefore bang-able.

Broner - Over-excitement for any bro-ing out activity. "Eddie popped a total broner when Jimmy rented out the Laser-tag pavillion..."

Bronoculars - A safety devise used to counteract another Bro's Beer Goggles. "If it weren't for my bronoculars, Harry would have rumped a total ugmo!"

The P-L-Bro - A group of bros occupying the same brocation as your brommunity.

Quid Pro Bro - A more or less equal exchange of goods or services between bros. "You can borrow my bike, but I get to tag your sister, Jenny."

Brophylactic - An agent, device, or measure that protects a bro from unwanted contact. "Don't be a ding-dong, cover your schling-schlong."

by E Cajones (_i_) May 12, 2007

Broceratops

A guy that is just so incredibly 'bro' that he can only be known as a Broceratops.

The origin comes from the word 'bro', combined with triceratops, a dinosaur that lived in the Late Cretaceous Period. This makes a Broceratops.

Yo what's good, Broceratops!

Look at that tool! What a Broceratops!

by Meatwaded January 8, 2009