breakfucks

A vulgar but playful version of the word breakfast.

For the entertainment of our houseguests, before I was three. my mom taught me how to innocently ask for my breakfucks!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 4, 2020

Breaking Good

A parody of Breaking Bad, invented by the YouTubers Podel and Jixaw, which features grotesque edited images and read captions.

previously on amc breaking good
-Intro from Podel's "Breaking Good ft. Walter Blacke"

by kevinwegmit November 4, 2020

breakfast brain

The state that a woman is put into after being fucked so hard and relentlessly that it eradicates all rational brain activity and triggers ahegao face, along with a life-lasting, permanent sex fixation.

"Did you do anything with Kelly last night?"
"Hell yeah brother! I gave that bitch breakfast brain."

by hal priest February 1, 2021

Character Break

A temporary deviation from one's personality.

Despite Don's well known hostility toward Michelle, he made a character break, by hugging her upon learning of her parents' car accident.

by Mick the Dick October 9, 2011

Quaker breakfast

The act of filling up a magnum condom with warm oatmeal and fucking it before lunch time.

Well I must say bro, that was the best quaker breakfast I've ever had.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

the breakfast club

possibly the best movie ever. I personally loved it. It was big in the 80s. The Brat Pack stars in it. Really good.

::kisses neck::
What'd you do that for?
Because I knew you wouldn't.

by iLUVu December 5, 2004

Confederate Breakfast

A Bojangle's biscuit and a Pepsi, preferably consumed between the hours of 6:00-8:00 a.m. The staple diet of white trash southerners.

Redneck #1 You need to get you a Confederate Breakfast!

Redneck #2 I done did! Just finished my Pepsi and it ain't even 7:00 a.m. yet!

by Saint Charles Tavern November 15, 2011