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borud

A sexual act involving insertion of hardened feces into a sweaty vagina. The hard log is then moved in and out rapidly to achieve sexual release. Most effective after a heavy workout.
When Eric couldn't satisfy Lauren's needs, he relied upon the trusty borud.

Since the tennis racket didn't fit, I gave her a borud using a shit-dildo I found in the ditch.
by vsanchez April 15, 2007
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Boxed Wine

It, alongside cheap make-up, is what Miley Cyrus is made of.
You know what you are made of Miley?! Cheap make-up and boxed wine.
by MildrednBalinda July 13, 2009
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no boxed gifts

The "no boxed gifts" simply means that the couple prefers cash, which is a often a customary "gift" in India by persons other than close friends and family.
Commonly found on the bottom of an invitation:

No Boxed Gifts Please
by desiwedding September 2, 2010
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boxed

“You’re going to go get boxed on a Friday or Saturday night. You don’t want to say you lost your shield when you were out drinking, so you carry a dupe.” -- Louis R. Anemone, a former NYPD chief of department, quoted in the New York Times in an article about fake badges carried by police officers
by Blue439 November 30, 2009
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Boudreaux

Louisiana character, buddies with Pierre, and object of countless Cajun jokes.
Boudreaux watched little Pierre shuffle up the path. Pierre, you don't look too happy.
I aint. I'm tired, Pierre said.
Tired? Pierre, you shouldn't be tired. you gotta start gettin some exercise boy. When I was your age, I used to swim across da bayou three times before breakfast, Beadreaux chuckled. Why you laughing? Don't you believe me boy? Beaudreaux demanded.
Yes sir, I believe you. Pierre said, but I was just wondering why you didn't swim across four times so you would be back on the side with your clothes?
by Karlton B. October 29, 2007
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Boludo

(Boh-Loo-Doh)
1. when a person has disproportionally big testicles.

2. Word that comes from the Argentine dialect of Lunfardo, and it means that a person is dumb or a dumbass.

3. Referred to the theory of the Boludo. When a man does not ejaculate often (from masturbation or sexual intercourse), his balls start inflating. This scrotal dilatation and enlargement means that socially he is unable to "levantar" ("pull" or "pick up") females to get laid, and therefore he is stupid.

4. Word often used between and by Argentine friends, to salute each other. This word is complicated, because it can be derogatory when used by a person from another country that is not Argentina, and the Argentine can get offended.

5. Idiot.
1.I.E.:
"Manolo, tus testiculos son enormes, eres un boludo!"
("Manny, your testicles are huge, you are a boludo!")

2.I.E.:
"Juan perdio nuevamente su celular, es un boludo!"
("John lost his cell phone again, he is a boludo!")

3.I.E.:
"Diego, hace un año que no esta con una mina, es un boludo!"
("Diego hasn't been with a girl for a year, he is a boludo")

4.I.E.:
"Que haces, boludo?"
("How are you doing, my friend?")
by Cock'of'the'north July 29, 2009
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boxiday

a simplified form of 'boxing day' one will use when he/she is partially affected by alcohol
where do you want to go shopping on boxiday?
by Stratrix December 26, 2005
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