box stain

Any stain left by a vagina, or someone so useless and stupid they might as well be viewed as a vaginal secretion.

Simone left a box stain on my comforter and I need to get it out before Lauren comes over.

-or-

I can't believe you are still watching tivo on the sofa. Go to work, box stain!

by n@dogg November 16, 2006

Box Syndrome

Box syndrome is when you have a good job but decide to drink and be depressed so instead of staying at your job you decide to switch jobs every 2 months
loser unstable alcoholic

Hey man is Robert switching jobs again? Yes that fool has box syndrome

by Tater85 October 8, 2018

ice box surprise

Just when a guy is about to come, he runs up to his refrigerator, slams his cock in the door, and comes inside.

Man, after that chick dumped me, I was so sad that I gave myself an ice box surprise.

by faroreforelorn February 10, 2008

Box Steak

Steak or other frozen meat that comes in a box. It is less expensive than fresh meat and usually sold out of the back of a truck or online from Omaha Steaks.

Guy 1: What's with all the Omaha Steak boxes?

Guy 2: Some guy was selling it out of the back of his truck.

Guy 1: That's a lot of box steak!

by S.neeze November 21, 2010

Pizza Box Syndrome

Sometimes when you receive home delivery of Pizza the box can get a bit crushed. When you open the box the mozzarella cheese sticks to the top of the box and strings of cheese go from the pizza to the box. This also can happen when you pull down a pair of women’s panties. There will be a cheese like substance stringing from her diseased virgina to her panties. The smell can be worse that the visual. It may be a wicked case of vaginosis. This syndrome is most prevalent in females with large gunts. It also is found when women get large amounts of jizz dumped into their said cunts on a regular basis and do not bother to wash out their snatch.

I was pulling down Joan's big panties last night and I saw a string of cheese from her cunt lips to her droors. Yuck, she must have Pizza Box Syndrome!

Hey Edwin, I tried to fuck your nasty mother last night when I saw her laying in a pool of her own sick outside the bar. When I pulled down her pants I saw "Pizza Box Syndrome", so I left her there for the Mexicans.

by Granny Gromann June 3, 2010

box set

Refers to a male/female that is such a whore that there is box set chronicling there promiscuity.

Reids mom's box set contains 12 volumes, She does some pretty dirty sex acts in them.

by FireBeast420 May 6, 2007

Tampa Bay Box Shark

(scientic name: tiburon/boxeo) a rare species of half shark, half junky found in the warm waters of the Gulf of Mexico; Native to the Tampa Bay area, box sharks typically migrate in the summer to the sand bars of Treasure Island Beach, FL; Here, the box sharks spends the entire summer mating and following trails of drifting lettuce until a pod of baby hippos are located; Baby hippos make up approximately 99% of the box shark's diet, with 1% being sand dollars and starfish; throughout the year box sharks frequently ride the Florida Gulf Stream down and around peninsular Florida to prey on the marine life of South Beach and Biscayne Bay. For two and a half decades, the baby hippos of Central and South Florida have neared extinction because of the primitive Tampa Bay Box Shark.

Brent, where did that baby hippo you were feeding go? I don't know man, she went underwater to grab me a starfish... what do you think could have happened?! A Tampa Bay Box Shark is what happened, I'm sorry bro.

by Jungle Junky June 16, 2010