bored

me looking up random shit on this site for the past 15 minutes

damn im fuckin bored i should get off this damn site and go do another pointless mind numbing thing on this computer

by nikki February 16, 2005

porn bored

Having so much time alone that you have watched all of the free porn online that you like and don't even feel like it anymore.

David: Wow man, you had the whole day alone! What did you do?
Alex: I got so porn bored. I just feel really gross right now.
David: Bro, I know what you mean.

by MAHSPACEBARISBROKENKTHNXBYE May 22, 2009

Borderrito

When you cross any border, (i.e. Mexican-United States border, Canadian-United States border, etc) while eating, or holding a burrito, transforming your burrito into the Borderrito.

"My great uncle once crossed a border with a burrito in his hand. He called it a Borderrito."

by Biizziiy on da gram March 11, 2021

Arizona Border Burrito

An Arizona Border Burrito is when a Caucasian and a Mexican position their asses together, like the border between the US and Mexico, and then shit in unison until both piles of feces blend together. Then the Mexican scoops up the combined feces and places it into a corn tortilla and rolls it tightly. The Mexican then shoves the rolled burrito into the Caucasians ass and ensures a good fit with just a bit of penetration. Then Caucasian shits the rolled burrito back out and feeds it to the the mexican.

Ingredients:
1. Caucasian
1. Mexican
1. Corn tortilla
An Arizona Border Burrito should be served warm, with a side of guacamole and sour cream. This dish is typically served in small Arizona border towns. Ask for it by name.

Hey Kip, I heard you like the Arizona Border Burrito that they serve down at the VFW...

by litmuch June 14, 2014

I'm so fucking bored

When you've watched every video, read every book, every fanfiction, played every game that has sparked your interest even slightly - to a point that you've considered TALKING to your family. You've listen to all your song playlists, tried conversing with friends but nothing is working - nothing is bringing you out of this state.

"Fuck dude, I'm so fucking bored! I've got literally nothing else I can do right now and it's so damn frustrating!"

by Jay-Is-Incredibly-Bored February 14, 2022

I am extremely bored

I am sooooooooooooooooooooooo bored ;~;

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by Foxery =w= August 1, 2019

bored as hell

myself right now

Good god! I'm bored as hell!

by lynx0taku306 January 8, 2004