Story Booking

By adding a story book end-after when somebody is done talking to add humor to a typically dark topic.

Grahm: Hey, that looks just like my dad who left me when I was a baby...
Jacob: Said Grahm sadly.
Grahm: Are you story booking me?
Jacob: You're damn right I was.

by jacobraybans May 3, 2013

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squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.

"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."

by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015

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When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.

"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.

by Written by Love February 19, 2023

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