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Bompie

A slob, slovenly person or somebody who is disgusting in appearance or thought, word and/or deed.
"What a bompie. He came to the wedding wearing filthy jeans and a tee shirt full of holes and it smelled like he hadn't showered since the Clinton Administration."
by don'tcallmeSue December 4, 2012
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borph

Get a plastic sandwich baggie and put some Vaseline in it. Then put your penis in and squish all the Vaseline around so it covers your penis. Once that is done, kneel in front of a bed. Lift the up mattress and put your penis, with the baggie still on it, between the mattress and the box-spring. Start pumping as if you were having sex. When you're done, all you have to do is throw away the baggie.
I borphed the hell out of my new bedroom set last night. I then put on some silk boxers.
by Borpheous September 2, 2006
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bomper

South Wales term for "big".
"have you seen him lately, he's a right bomper now"

Can also be used as slightly derogatory term, e.g.

"Oh, you lucky bomper"
by Meirion Richards September 12, 2006
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bumph

My intray is full of bumph.
by starflier December 8, 2003
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bolmph

Etymology: From Modern English boing or boom, first used by Nate G. circa 1998

1. (noun) The male sex organ, penis.

2. (verb) The act of intercourse; insertion of a penis into a vagina.

3. (Adj) A sound imagined to come from a penis as it becomes erect; or an actual sound made by a springy doorstop.
1. Only men have bolmphs.

2. Wow, look at that ass! I'd love to bolmph her.

3. I think just I heard someone bolmph.
by J.C. June 8, 2004
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BOMP

BOMP ~ it means to bump grind, be in love,to be with, cherish, to hold, to have sex and or to be intimate with your significant other. a group of sex addicts.
hey i think that you and me should BOMP somtime.
do u want to bring me to our BOMP meeting tonite?
by mia P March 12, 2009
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Bompfed

The feeling of absolute euphoria after taking a glorious shit
Oh man, I was feeling awful before that but that was incredible! Fucking bompfed mate!
by Bompfedcreator June 16, 2016
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