fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

fruit bagging by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

e-begging 

E-begging is when some pretentious asshole (usually on Youtube) decides to solicit "donations" from his or her audience. Sometimes they try to hide their e-begging under the guise of elaborate "movie projects" on sites like indiegogo.com with laughable incentives like "Donate 100.00 and get your name in the credits" ... The irony is that most of these youtube "movies" made cost only a fraction of the donations received. The e-beggar then pockets the rest as profit and then laughs all the way to the bank. E-begging preys on stupid people and fanboys mostly. If you aren't a complete sheep, you won't be fooled by e-beggars.

E-BEGGING: "HAY GUYS IM DOING A MOVIE PROJECT PLZ DONATE 100.00 TO ME IF U DO I'LL PUT UR NAME IN TEH CREDITS."

e-begging by Domino December 15, 2011

Bean-bagging 

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"

Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.

Bean-bagging by dakara930 October 13, 2011

dick bonging 

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

dick bonging by _kris10 May 2, 2015

Sag Bagging 

When one experiences an exceptionally dangly and drooping scrotal sack.

Dude I can't run any more. This heat and moisture has me sag bagging and my nuts keep hitting my thighs.

Sag Bagging by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2016

I'm begging you 

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

I'm begging you by ZCMC March 11, 2009

Hag Bagging

When a woman (or hag) takes up extra space on public transport with her bags (shopping or otherwise) in a feeble attempt to assert their dominance over space otherwise occupied by men.

Female version of manspreading

"I wanted to find a seat on the bus as I had recently broken my ankle but there was a woman hag bagging over 6 seats, so I had to stand so that she didn't feel threatened or LITERALLY RAPED by the requirements of my disability."

Hag Bagging by ChunderMonkey18 November 22, 2016