Blumpkin

Recieving oral sex while taking a shit.

Yo' bitch gave me a blumpkin last night when yas left fa smokes.

by C bass August 27, 2007

Blumpkin

A blumpkin is when a guy is sitting on the toilet taking a shit while simultaneously receiving dome from a girl

Kyle-"Yoo ryan how was last night with sarah?"

Ryan-"So dope, before i knew she was giving me dome when i was shitting!!!"

Kyle-"you mean like a blumpkin?"

Ryan-"exactly"

by Tre Bay Locc Dogg September 19, 2009

Blumpkin

getting a blowjob on the toilet while taking a number two.

I got a blumpkin the other night after I ate some taco bell. We both needed toilet paper.

by peatmoss941 August 24, 2008

Blumpkin

The age old activity of recieving a blowjob while pinching a loaf and eating a meatball sub. Experts often let one meatball slip and splatter upon the female's head during orgasm.

Any fine sub or hoagie restaurant should have three rest rooms, one designated for Men, one for Women, and the largest designated for Blumpkins.

by Aditya, son of Kieron February 21, 2007

Blumpkin

Taking a shit, while a girl is giving you oral sex, or blowjob.

Goldstein-"I schnooked Cindy Kim..and she even gave me a blumpkin!" Kumar- "What's a blumpkin?" Goldstein- "It's when a girl gives you head when your taking a shit!!"

by LOVESBIGBOB'SDICK January 30, 2009

Blumpkin

To take a shit, while being given head.

Blumpkin.

by lucy6505 October 23, 2008

Blumpkin

When a man is on the toilet and a woman sucks his penis.

I love me a blumpkin

by Musically Dabs February 7, 2017