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blamingo

The act of giving a blumpkin while receiving a flamingo
My boy and I had a threesome with this bitch and talked her into the blamingo!
by The train boyz November 24, 2017
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blemin’

An alternative to a particular expressive term, in place of an expletive word.
Darling, can you please pick your blemin’ socks off the floor?!!!!! For the 20,000th blemin’ time?!!!!!
by nat&yoyo June 16, 2018
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Victim Blaming

Victim Blaming (or victim shaming) is when people blame someone for getting themselves hurt or into a bad situation. Since people have no way to refute the argument that the victim should've taken more precaution they use an invented term like "Victim Blaming".

We can all take more precaution in every dangerous action we engage in - whether that's driving (drive slower), climbing a ladder (have someone hold it), or any activity in which there is a possibility that something can go wrong and result in injury.

The "Victim Blaming" term also insists that the victim suffered through no fault of their own. In other words, the victim is not responsible for anything that happens to them and simply pointing out that more caution should've been exercised makes you a bad person. People who are accused of "victim blaming" are not excusing the behavior the aggressor, which is often misunderstood by people who simply shout "victim blaming" at others.
Person1: That Lion tore my arm off when I was just walking through the jungle minding my own business.

Person2: We'll you shouldn't be walking through the jungle alone without protection. That's dumb.
Person1: You're victim blaming asshole!
Person2: No, I just think it's common sense to not put yourself in danger. Even I don't walk through the jungle alone.

Person1: Victim Blaming!

Person2: I didn't want you to lose your arm, I'm just pointing out the simple fact that, had you been more cautious, you might still have your arm. I only mention it so you and others might be more careful next time.
Person1: Rapist! Bigot! Racist! I hope a lion tears your arm off.

Person2: *Facepalm*
by wordboss-502 April 17, 2018
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reverse blumkin

the act off masturbating into the toilet while shitting in the partners mouth.
Man! I cant belive you nailed that half court shot sitting down!! Its a good thing I love eating poop cause now I have to give you a reverse blumkin.
by e-Wood-master-flex-diddy April 6, 2010
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Blumping

A sexual activity involving blood. Humping- when blood is involved.
Bill and Lorena were totally blumping on the sheets they killed those people on.
by doomstew August 1, 2009
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Blumming

When you're at a child's party at a Long Island bowling all and inadvertently grab a cup of beer and spill it on your tits.
"Oh man what just happened? She's blumming all the beers."
by WhoMeNever March 31, 2015
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Bluming

The act of cleverly tricking and deceiving people that are considered to fall under the classification "asshole".

Also:
The act of being; Skinny, tall, and a teacher.
I was bluming those robbers by saying that the safe is in the meat locker. Its not, and they are all trapped now.
by dilydaly123 February 26, 2015
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