bluff

person who says they are going to do somthing but then don't do it and give an acuse

That bitch said she was goin to come over my house, but she bluffed me and said she had to wash clothes.

by D.©. January 27, 2007

bluff guff

The pressure on the bowel, causing one to wrongly think a motion is due.

"I thought it was time to drop a chocolate hostage, but it turned out to be a bluff guff!"

by Sludgerunner October 20, 2013

Bluffed

When you are convinced that you and a person are going to hook up but you find out that b*tch is actually cuffed

Sam: We been talking for some time now
Shalom: She has a boyfriend so you been bluffed

by Blippygotsauce April 21, 2020

Bluffer Mcbluffenton

A characteristic of a poker player who is a cheeky bluffer, and everyone at the table can see through his little antics. This player is typically coined this term and is ridiculed throughout the entire game with no mercy.

The bluffer mcbluffenton couldn’t hide from the wraith of the profiteer, and was then forced by his superiors to be the big blind for the rest of the game.

by Profiteerpete March 6, 2023

wine connoisseur bluff

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious

Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

1. A popular television show about a teen slayer
2. A hugely unpopular film about a teen slayer
3. A mildly successful comic series about a teen slayer
3. A character created by Joss Whedon and explored through many mediums

Anus-Face: "something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties"

Awesome-Face: "when joss wrote Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie, he fucked up. He got a second chance with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the tv show and made it awesome. when your parents made you they fucked up. no second chance lolzzzz!!@#1@#!oNE"

by kerrysan June 14, 2009

BuffySpeak

A made up language with roots in pop-american culture. With similarities to 'Clueless' Talk, this style of lingo has become popular to teens everywhere.

'Don't like, wig out'

'Brainsick' - Not thinking rationally
'Get pelvic' - Become sexually intimate

by Angel Robinson July 11, 2005