Bluetooth pussy

untouchable fire-ass pussy

"damn that pussy was s tier, total bluetooth pussy"

by Ebagdad November 20, 2022

bluetooth tackle

Jokingly used to refer to when a player in association football falls or trips when nobody made contact them or almost made contact, especially when a foul is given.

Person 1: "He's obviously diving! How was that given?"
Person 2: "It was a bluetooth tackle"

by rrrj August 30, 2023

Bluetooth Headset

(noun) A device that allows people to appear to be talking to themselves. The best way to look like a schizophrenic. Also good for creating confusing conversations.

"Why is that guy talking to himself? Oh, he must be using a Bluetooth Headset ."

by etch dos April 4, 2009

Bluetooth Defense

A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.

Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense

by Joselino May 4, 2008

bluetooth moment

to share a moment, wireless or without notification

omg you can see that chicks g-string through her pants-BLUETOOTH MOMENT! ROWL! BUUUAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

by late Cummer April 16, 2006

Bluetooth Head Set

(n)
A prank where someone falls asleep, most likely after ingesting copious amounts of Keystone Light or other frat beer, and one of their compadres skillfully places his testicles about the ears, laying their shaft across the face (mimicking a bluetooth headset) of the sleeping person. They then take a picture of it with the victim's cell phone and proceed to picture message everyone in their phonebook with the picture afterwords.

Douche1, "Dude, did you get the picture message from Tony last night, with a big cock laying across his face?"

Docuhe2, "Yeah man, he totally got the bluetooth head set at that party."

by DeeP_FRieD September 16, 2009

bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.

I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007