Bluehead

A (usually) brand new account that has not set up their profile. On many services the default avatar is some variant of a blue outline of a head, or a white outline of a head against a blue background. Sometimes known as an "egg" or "egghead".

"I'm not saying there's a sockpuppets here, but my last post the top ten comments were blueheads."

by Resuna December 30, 2017

blouch

Blouch is green hair that grows on your toes but if you touch it, it will grow longer and longer until you are consumed by it and then you will die a most painful death.

"Hey man I got this weird green hair on my toes do you know what it is?"
"yeah man its blouch but don't touch it"
"Oh I just did... WHY IS IT GROWING SO MUCH!"
"oh no"

by MYNAMEISGEGRO July 1, 2020

blach

an aliens version of cocaine

aww blach yea
take some blZNATCH
IF YOU DONT SNIFF THIS BLACH IM GONNA KICK YOU IN YOUR NUTS YOU FUCKIN CUNT ASS BITCH

by JACK MEHOFF May 9, 2003

blugh

An expression most used when someone has only gotten 20 minutes of sleep and somebody asks them how they are.
see: ugh or fuck off

"Hey, Jimmy!! I see you've only gotten 10 minutes of sleep! So how was your day?"
"blugh."
"Wha?"

by JefferyHatesU April 24, 2005

Blech

to feel gross or disgusting, depressed or icky

Blech, I have no money.

by CarlyJean January 13, 2009

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

Blunchkins

Similar to blumpkins when, after eating eggs benedict, you get head while letting that shit loose.

Yo I took my girl to "Friend of a Farmer" for brunch. Little did she know she'd be giving me blunchkins afterwards...the little whore.

by Sanch Oh April 7, 2007