retchard riff bloke

some twit who hates all forms of cheese including blue
he is confused all the time and his feet reak real bad

run!!!!!!!!!!!!! its that retchard riff bloke again we are all going to die

by pyro November 4, 2004

blocean

Fellatio while in the ocean.

Guy 1: While in Mexico, I met this girl and she gave me head in the Ocean!

Guy 2: Nice! Nothing beats a blocean!

by Last Laugh July 14, 2011

Baloney Mohawk

Definition 1: Baloney Mohawk- the act of draping one's flesh trumpet across the forehead and cranial area of a sexual partner to create the illusion of a mohawk made of meat.

Definition 2: The act of shaping the hair of a sexual partner into a sharp, punk-rock mohawk after firing a hot life rocket onto the scalp.

"I promptly draped my semi across her forehead, fashioning a cool Baloney Mohawk."

by Wil.e.cha0te January 8, 2012

Blokescursion

The conjunction of the Australian slang word 'bloke', and 'excursion' - when two males venture out into the world, typically to do manly Australian things, such as riding motorcycles, smoking cigars, fighting sharks and/or wrestling crocodiles.

With the roar of petrol engines and the whiff of cigars, the blokescursion had begun.

by L.A.R.S.O. June 10, 2016

blåneger

When a person is so black that he looks blue

Jamal: Damn, that person is so black!

Tyrone: yea, he is such a blåneger.

by Tyrone_xtraBlack September 29, 2017

bloecher

One who makes up thier own nickname.

Silly bloecher wants me to call him pump c!!

by Maintenance 101 December 18, 2018

baloney log

A large male penis, generally needed for women with rather large butts.

Better have a baloney log or it won’t fit in that big butt.

by TugSnake March 10, 2021