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The drug can be found in many places. The back room at a house party, the parking lot of a club, or inside a porta-shitter at an outdoor concert.
Dealers often seem sweet and innocent. They use phrases like, "I've never done this before" or "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone".
Side effects of the drug vary from moderate pleasure to a full out addiction for more blowjobs.
Habitual use of blowjobs can lead to things like; finding women's clothes hung up neatly in your closet, an extra toothbrush in the bathroom, and sometimes even small 10lb balls of fur running around your house that dealers call "dogs".
Users often make excuses for why they can't hang out with their friends. "It's movie night", "we are having dinner with her parents", etc.
The drug can be found in many places. The back room at a house party, the parking lot of a club, or inside a porta-shitter at an outdoor concert.
Dealers often seem sweet and innocent. They use phrases like, "I've never done this before" or "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone".
Side effects of the drug vary from moderate pleasure to a full out addiction for more blowjobs.
Habitual use of blowjobs can lead to things like; finding women's clothes hung up neatly in your closet, an extra toothbrush in the bathroom, and sometimes even small 10lb balls of fur running around your house that dealers call "dogs".
Users often make excuses for why they can't hang out with their friends. "It's movie night", "we are having dinner with her parents", etc.
man 1: "dude, where's jimmy been all week?"
man 2: "remember that chick from the club the other night he was talking to?"
man 1: "yeah, i remember her."
man 2: "i think she slipped him a blowjob (drug) after we left. he hasn't been the same since."
man 1: "oh shit, we gotta talk to him before it's too late!"
man 2: "remember that chick from the club the other night he was talking to?"
man 1: "yeah, i remember her."
man 2: "i think she slipped him a blowjob (drug) after we left. he hasn't been the same since."
man 1: "oh shit, we gotta talk to him before it's too late!"
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