blackoutology

1) when you have to check espn the morning after selection sunday to see if your team made the tournament

2) the day before you look at any bracket

3) the art of being blackout when submitting a bracket into a pool where you are about to lose money to your friends unless you drunkenly picked george mason or all 16 seeds

Pants: who do u have winning in your bracket
Parms: no idea i just woke up from blackoutology last night i'm gonna look at the bracket after i ditch this hangover

by blackoutology March 14, 2010

Blackout Besties

Friends who often drink so much every time that go out that they do not remember the night's activities. These friends consequently have a solid relationship built off of forgotten yet (hopefully) spectacular memories.

Kellie and Rebecca aren't just best friends, they are blackout besties, they rely on everyone else to remember their nights but this makes their friendship even stronger.

by rrdancer March 2, 2011

Blackout laughter

Much like blackout drunk, but you laugh so hard you can’t remember what your even laughing about.

I was going to tell my friend about this hilarious joke but I had a case of blackout laughter and couldn’t remember what it was

by Wackojacko357 October 24, 2018

Blackout Beach

A highly alcoholic cocktail made with various fun ingredients. This drink is made by mixing 8 oz vodka (preferably Absolut), 8 oz Red Bull, and 2 oz Blue Curacao. The resulting aquamarine-colored cocktail packs a punch and will get you drunk. It is not recommended to drink more than two per night because of the caffeine.

I drank a Blackout Beach cocktail and got drunk

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 4, 2022

alabama blackout

When you’re blacked out drunk and touch tips with your brother

Yo that party was crazy last night I had an Alabama blackout and now my brother won’t talk to me

by Shenshang December 13, 2019

Captain of Team Blackout

A person who influences the whole crew, as well as themselves, to get so drunk that they all wake up the next morning with no idea of what they did the night before.

I got pretty fucked up last night, but you definitely owned the Captain of Team Blackout title.

by KFabriz October 18, 2010

Taste the blackout

When I drink is so good, you know you're going to drink until you blackout.

Him: How's your Long Island Iced Tea?
Me: I can taste taste the blackout.

by Siouxsie Supertramp September 5, 2020