blasphemy

a slang term for the word bullshit.

Bob: yo i gotta write a 10 page report on WEB Du Bois.
Tom:thats blasphemy.

by Jacky L January 9, 2008

blumphy

the act of recieving a blowjob whilst sat on the toilet having a dump...

hey mark...i got some good blumphy last night...she was well up for it

by folklore October 27, 2007

blasphemer

a regular of urbandictionary.com

just look up Jesus..

by Dave June 10, 2003

blasphemous

offensive toward anyone's particular religion or beliefs.

The thought of Moose eating a double ham and pepperoni pizza with a side of porkribs and a pig cola is very blasphemous.

by OrrFace Killa May 29, 2005

Blaspheem

when someone blatantly lies to your face

person 1: The sky is always green person 2: Dont BLASPHEEM at me like that

by Callabong December 4, 2010

blaumph

Someone who dies to the environment in a manner that they had plenty of warning beforehand

You just got blaumphed!
The red-zone blaumphed me.
Wait here for a minute, we dont want to get blaumphed.

by karthic October 9, 2017

blasphemology

The study of the language of blasphemy. Common language known as cussing and bad words.

Bro. You take blasphemology too? I literally wish the fucking rain would stop.

by DottsNames September 18, 2018