backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011

motor bagging

A cross between motorboating and tea bagging. When two guys stand close together with legs spread, and a third person gets under them and motorboats their ball sacks.

Wow, that was a crazy party last night! I think I even ended up motor bagging two guys in the basement!

by Ottawaman July 28, 2013

power bagging

The act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. It is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. Best shown in action in Saint's Row III. Remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.

"Did Big Show just power bag The Rock?"
"Yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. That was a rough case of power bagging indeed."

by Padraigan laudanum August 20, 2013

bitch-bragging

Pretending to complain about something to disguise the fact that you are actually bragging about something else.

Travis was complaining yesterday that his wife recently ran up a $4,000 bill at Target. When he asked her what she bought, she told him they needed new clothes for their trip to Tahiti next month. He was totally bitch-bragging about how rich they are.

by neilldoe April 9, 2015

Carrot Bagging

The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.

Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.

by Itzamna314 October 2, 2015

carrier bagging

Two people in the shitter one of them stood in carrier bags so no one can see their feet

Oii yoou wanna come carrier bagging wiink wink tom

by Pumpkin baggers June 29, 2016

victim bragging

Bragging about/feeling superior due to one’s victim status/shitty situation, often times while exaggerating the extent of one’s victim-ness

“I only got six hours of sleep last night, I’m so tired”
“Omg you’re tired? I only got two hours last night and three the night before! Yet here I am anyway”
“Dude, quit victim bragging. We can both be tired”

by peanutmilk March 5, 2019