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Cordon Blag

The practice, nay, ART of making up food as you go along to cover a previous mistake.

Usually used in a professional capacity in Restaurants when you have run out of something, but haven't told the customer, or making something you've forgotten to do.
Example 1:

Chef #1:Hey dude, this bag of prawns isn't cooked

Ninja Chef:Stick them in the Dishwasher

Chef #1:That guy is a true "Cordon Blag" artist.

Example 2:

Chef 1#: We haven't got any lamb curry left

Ninja chef: Just chop up a lamb shank, add roast vegetables, curry paste and microwave. Done.

Chef #1: Isn't that unethical

Ninja Chef: Silence you!
by Jerkston Alfalfa April 22, 2009
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Blag

Someone who is visually unpleasant to look at with your eyes.

They could cause feelings of sickness (physical and or mental) or disgust.
It’s not the same as being unattractive or ugly, people who are seen as the “beauty standard” can also be blag.

The difference is how their appearance makes you feel.
“Omg did you see Chris Hemsworth’s new post ? He is SO hot”

“Girl he is so blag, his face makes me want to barf . I feel sick just looking at him”
by Dickies.ca November 23, 2021
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Karl le blag

Pronounced kaarl/lɛ/bl(ə)g.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.
Karl le blag is a man who tells you one thing and then does another. In the financial game for himself. Boarding the money train which doesn't actually exist.
Can be used plural for leblaggers
by Pshlll February 27, 2017
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Blagging

Means to flex on everything you buy but no-one actually cares.
Person 1: Like my watch? Spent ten thou on it
Person 2: Stop blagging.
by WYFisapseudonym? June 16, 2018
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Karl le blag

Pronounced kaarl/lɛ/bl(ə)g.
One who talks about a journey, one journey in fact His own and no one else's, a blagger, stirrer, bull-shitter and dreamseller.
Karl le blag is a man who tells you one thing and then does another. In the financial game for himself. Boarding the money train which doesn't actually exist.
Can be used plural for leblaggers
by Pshlll February 27, 2017
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Blag

Blag blahg

1. verb. To steal, acquire or achieve something through dubious means.
i.e. “Did you just blag that beer from the shop?!”; “He didn’t want to let me in, but I blagged it past the bouncer.”
by BloodInBloodOut May 12, 2019
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Blag

A bag that has been torn open along the side.
" Hey man, can you please pass me the frikin blag of lollipops?"

" sure thing, just keep the whole blag."
by Jules258 September 14, 2016
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